*puts condom on my finger before fingering myself* you never know
Two guys on grindr, both less than 60 feet away, were just hitting me up. Turns out they were blowing each other in a car on my street and wanted me to join them. Instead of saying “no”, I just let them know Neighborhood Watch has already been notified and that the police department in this area is pretty quick to respond. I’ve never been blocked so quickly in my life.
FYI: My boyfriend gives top-notch cuddles.
And starting on September 20th, I’m going to get them daily. We didn’t plan it this way, but we’re moving in together on our 1 year anniversary.
Hey lescooterbug, only 23 more days!!!
And I couldn’t be happier! Be prepared to deal with my craziness. =P
Also, who’s carrying who over the threshold, wiscsaxgamer?