Your internetz be slow!

  • 3rd Grade Teacher: Billy, what is your favorite vegetable?
  • Me: Cannabis
  • 3rd Grade Teacher: Bruh
  • Me: Bruh

qqmoarz:

"Dad, I love you!"
"That's my girl."

themayflygirl:

I don’t usually post non-fandom related stuff, but I found a whole bunch of these and spat my tea out.

how to tell whether something is a vegetable or a fruit

officialunitedstates:

hellanade:

officialunitedstates:

does it taste bad?  it is a vegetable then

What about lemons?

lemons are a vegetable lemonade is a fruit

tropjico:

file.gif (500×236) su We Heart It.

tropjico:

file.gif (500×236) su We Heart It.

weallheartonedirection:

Greek anon is asked an obvious question

weallheartonedirection:

Greek anon is asked an obvious question

awwww-cute:

Cute Rage Kitten

awwww-cute:

Cute Rage Kitten

Have a song you’d like added? Let me know. I’d love feedback. =D

tastefullyoffensive:

"He fell asleep like this." -natezim

tastefullyoffensive:

"He fell asleep like this." -natezim

wiscsaxgamer:

It’s my 10 month anniversary with lescooterbug!!!

Yay! Happy 10 month anniversary, wiscsaxgamer!
itsnotpornipromise:

itsnotpornipromise:

that awkward moment when you deep throat a banana and your shirtless friend is staring at you…
… sorry. no joke here. this is pure gold all on its own.

OK, since practically DOZENS of you asked -
the guys in the gif are from Corbin Fisher’s “Travis Schools Sean”.
(it’s called Reverse Google Image Search… you give google the picture, they find its source. There’s even a Chrome Add-On so you can right-click an image to search it [x])

itsnotpornipromise:

itsnotpornipromise:

that awkward moment when you deep throat a banana and your shirtless friend is staring at you…

… sorry. no joke here. this is pure gold all on its own.

OK, since practically DOZENS of you asked -

the guys in the gif are from Corbin Fisher’s “Travis Schools Sean”.

(it’s called Reverse Google Image Search… you give google the picture, they find its source. There’s even a Chrome Add-On so you can right-click an image to search it [x])